i thought i'd mention a few things about my school that i haven't as yet had time to say.
-the number 1 and 2 insults my children throw at each other are "black monkey" and "crackhead". they're usually creative enough to add some more adjectives to the one they pick, but those are the major two.
-yesterday one of my boys asked a little girl to "scrip" for him. i had to call his parents about that one.
-the bathrooms in my school constantly smell like pee. even as you walk past, you catch whiffs of it.
-my school used to be a science and math magnet school, and the theme was outer space. (because schools need themes). so the cafeteria is decorated to match the theme. they decorated it with huge planets all over the place, and more interestingly, hung small portraits of the star trek characters all along the walls.
-i know my english abilities are far lacking, and the nation is going to hell if they hire people like me to teach fourth-graders language arts. just in case you were wondering.
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OK - you can teach me a thing or two.
WTF does 'scrip' mean?
-biff
sometimes, black people don't know which letter really comes after the "s" in a word. for instance, sometimes the word "scrimp" means "shrimp" or "screet" means "street". so, you just have to go through the letters in the alphabet and guess which one makes the most sense to find the meaning. if one were to "scrip", you could infer that it means to "strip".
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