Cat Attack

Girlkat 1 Xtina 0

This morning, Girlkat attacked me. I'm sure it was totally my fault, but I couldn't have predicted the onslaught that occurred. Let me start at the beginning:

In the backyard, I have raised garden beds that I have been planting recently. This morning I looked out my window and saw Marla digging in the bed I just planted. Naturally, I threw open the window and screamed "Marla!" This scenario happens occasionally. It apparently does not happen when Girlkat is right behind me. She launched a full attack on the part of my body that was facing her: My ass. She ripped a hole in my pants and a smaller hole in my butt. I whipped around to see the mystery attacker, to face a cat, with fur puffed out, staring me down. She then attacked my front, twice, ripping holes in my pants and legs. You guys should have seen me attempting to convince the cat that I posed no danger. Looking back, it must have been pretty comical. She had me trapped in the kitchen for a while, but I talked her down with treats. I was late for the bus, so instead of getting to change my ripped pants before heading to work, I am now sitting at my desk, on my bleeding bum, with holes in my pants.

Remember, Girlkat does not have front claws. I am bleeding in three places, from her teeth and back claws.