now that i have my girlcat home, i am 100% relocated. it feels good. a house is not a home without a dog and a cat.
girl was very good on the flight. her ass exploded again this morning when i put her in the kennel, but aside from that, she behaved herself quite well.
when i got home, i put on the tube for a few minutes and saw a preview of today's montell williams show. the show was to be about how scared we should all be in our homes and had huge zooming letters that said "your not safe". i should carry weaponry and "correct" the world's apostrophe problems. you know, cull the flock or whatnot. i know my writing isn't always perfect: i make my share of punctuation and grammar errors, but there have to be some standards in this world. people who don't know which "your/you're" to use, (and i'm not talking about a casual error made in a hurry), should not be allowed to breed. when i become queen of the universe, people will have to pass a test to be allowed to procreate. section a: the written word (with focus on apostrophe use).
i'm going to watch a netflix now.
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Besides spelling and grammar I think that general stupidity and as*holiness should be weeded out of the procreating population.
i've already had my kid so i need to be grandfathered in.
your math and mechanical skills will count for you. plus, you're cute enough for me to let a couple of points on the english test slide. i'll scale the test in your favor, kimi.
Yah, Kimi is cute, and what an ass!
i totally respect people who can't use proper grammar - it's my one skill in an office full of computer geniuses. we all have our strengths and weaknesses. BUT... how someone with no grammar skills could get a job in which they are paramount, and how a roomfull of TV editors could let that slide, well, that's beyond me.
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