if i had played the lottery and won that 64 mil last night (that no one won) i think i'd name zach bistline my accountant, and when he multiplied my earnings to even more unbelievable amounts, i would build my own city that is car-free and gun-free. and then i would attach my city to all major metropolises in the country with bullet trains, both express lines and the kind that stop at every point in between.
today the pot is up to 75 million. do you guys think my odds of winning it (if i actually put down a dollar) would be greater or less than my chances of walking into a classroom of well-behaved, polite, english-speaking fourth-graders who know the procedures and follow them?
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hahaha...
I'd go with the lottery....as long as you invest some of your winnings into biff's bikes.
-biff
The lottery, darlin'. Without a doubt. ;-P
if i won the lottery, biff's bikes would be the only bike shop in my city...
as long as you hired nathan!
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