i've got an ape drape, yes i do

have you ever had to blow your nose for so long you felt like you were going to pass out afterwards?
i have...
i thought of something to make this blog more exciting, but then, i realized that it was too gross for most people. and then i decided that if it's too gross, then my friends are sissies with no sense of humor. so this is my "vote on my vomit" post. see, sunday night i vomited spectacularly in the middle of the night. and it wasn't as though i had any warning it was coming. it was ninja vomit. it just happened. it's lucky i was in the vicinity of the toilet when it struck. all was not lost. so, i was naturally very curious as to what brought it on, and i went over every possible cause. then i thought i'd have my friends and loved ones vote on what they thought was most likely. if you'd like to vote, your options are: a) laryngitis b) thai seafood soup c) bowling alley chili cheese fries d) other
in other news...
i had to teach a class tonight that has 9 dogs in it. all are over 6 months old, and 7 of them are over 50 pounds. none of them are very obedient and most of them have issues. my class area is tiny, plus, i still have the hiv, so i could hardly speak. it was a blast, let me tell you.
just out of curiosity, how many other words do you guys know for "mullet"? let me know.