today chance brought over badger and indi for me to baby-sit over the weekend. it's like christina heaven. at this very moment, there are two dogs curled up at my feet and one on the bed behind me. the one on the bed is max. he's a mean old curmudgeon like some other people i know and won't let the girls on the bed with him, because apparently, he's the king of the world.
worked sucked and i sold zero classes. i feel like another fiber in the thread i'm hanging from snapped.
then i came home to a mowed lawn and three dogs. and nathan and i bought bowling equipment. that's going to be our new couple's hobby. we're going to be rednecks. speaking of which, i saw two people with wisconsin waterfalls (or ape drapes) today. one was an old man who had the back of it in a braid hidden down his collar and the other was a little boy about 4 years old.
"some may call it child abuse/i just call it bonding with your dad".
speaking of synonyms and euphemisms, how many euphemisms do you guys know for, you know, jerkin the gherkin?
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