we got to atlanta on thursday night. friday, i spoke to kirsten who invited me to lake martin for her batchelorette party. i accepted and went down there with her for the weekend. i have to say that i had a blast, but i'm not at liberty to disclose the events of the weekend. i can say that there was an instructional video by carmen elektra that had to be viewed not once, but twice. i can also say that i had to view more breasts than i could ever be comfortable with. and no, i don't have pictures, and even if i did, i wouldn't post them. gross.
aside from boobs, some of the good stuff that happened was boating and swimming on the lake and lots of junk food. shh, what the husband doesn't know won't hurt him. oh wait, he reads this. nevermind. i ate a ton of junk. i also swam a bit.
oh, we killed a snake! there was a copperhead in the shed where the boating equipment was kept. my high school friend mary margaret shot it 4 times with a .38 special loaded with rat shot. i got pictures i'll post later.
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it was a great time. and mary margaret certainly knew her way around that gun. i hate boobies, and i hate poisonous snakes in the house i'm living in. that's why we shot it. if it hadn't been living under the house, and among the equipment in the storage shed, it would've been left well enough alone. but it was a danger, especially if it was laying its eggs in the shed. it would have been easily provoked if we had tried to step over it as it was coiled in the doorway to get to sporting equipment between it and its babies.
uh, pouches of skin filled with fat? sounds gross to me.
i guess the fact that i'm flat doesn't help, but boobs have always grossed me out at least a little. sometimes more than others.
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