i held 7 kids after school for detention today. it was supposed to be 13, but i had to work out some deals with parents who can't manage to take care of their kids without the free transportation the taxpayers provide to public schoolchildren. i like holding detention on friday, because it hurts worse than it would on any other day. i make those bastards copy definitions out of the dictionary. today my list was something like "respect, responsibility, penitentiary, legislature, self-discipline, consequence, reward" and a few others. a little girl asked me how to spell "obey" and i said "is that in one of your definitions?" she said no, and got all huffy, so i added it to the list of words that all the kids had to copy. they got so mad at her. i love being vindictive.
i had one kid who complained, giggled or spaced out for the whole 45 minutes, so i told her grandma i was going to keep her back for another day. she sat there the whole time talking about how hard it was to copy out of the dictionary, and how there were too many words.
i had another kid start whining about how he wanted his granny to come save him from detention. she actually showed up to tell me she couldn't pick him up at the right time, and instead of just letting her take him home, i worked it out to where he'd have to stay in detention an extra half hour (which became an extra 45 minutes). (this is the "ya heard" boy). when he saw her come in, he got all excited because he thought she would get him out of detention. then he heard the whole conversation and as i shut the door after she left, i looked right at him and cackled. it was great. i just yelled "hahahahaha!" and sat down and started eating reeses cups in front of the kids who had detention. suckers. they're little rat mongrels and i told them that i really enjoy keeping them on friday and it's totally worth my afternoon because if they're going to make my life difficult all week, i'm going to make their life difficult on friday afternoon.
on a good note, my horrible bastard child that i hated so much got booted out of school. she'll never be back. my classroom was downright peaceful this morning.
today was the due date of our second major classroom essay. when i get them graded, i might scan and post a few humorous ones. next time a paper is due, i want to find a video camera to borrow so i can tape their performances, because it's really humorous. if anyone has a camera to lend me, let me know.
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After a bit of research, I have found out which school you work for and I have forwarded a copy of this "Blog" to the Superintendent. You were stupid to add a picture of yourself to this Blog.
Uh-oh... you've been shown now. It really does suck that its illegal to tell people about your day at work. You're certainly going to get shit canned now xtina. Damn you and your trying to make kids with worthless parents worth something by teaching them. In a school with no money, and kids who try to poison you from time to time. My favorite part is how you ignore the childrens privacy, and post pictures of them all over the place with names birthdays and social security numbers.
Hey A-non-moose, you'd be much cooler if you left your name.
But thats probably a bit much to ask, eh?
hmmm. well, we'll see if i get fired monday. if i do, i had a good run of it. the funny thing is, i don't really believe you at all. for one thing, it required no research. i said in september which school i work for. for another thing, i doubt that using my picture could help anyone find out who i am more than any other information on my blog.
and, like chance says, i've done absolutely nothing illegal on my blog.
it's funny that someone on the internet thinks that there might be someone willing to take my job if i weren't working it. if i got fired, that's 106 kids that will be taught LANGUAGE ARTS (one of the most necessary subjects) by substitutes for 7 months instead of a qualified teacher.
and yet another thing...i only post what other people have witnessed at school. if anything i have done was so out of the ordinary at this school, i would have been fired already. but it's not. i'm the most mild mannered of all the teachers on my hallway, except maybe the other white one. if the other teachers don't get fired for the things they say, then i, who only emulate the successful teachers, won't either.
but good try!
Yea, what she said... you fag.
Still, just the chance.
People are such fucking morons. Way to go Christina, my dear.
i love you guys. my friends are the greatest. by the way, monday went by and no one said anything to me about being fired, so we'll see if the axe comes down today.
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