this morning, i flicked off my first stranger. i really think it was the first time i ever gave that gesture out of real anger. he wouldn't let me merge, and somehow, this time was worse than all the other things virginia drivers have done to me. he shook his head, glared at me, and acted like he was calling the cops. i furiously maintained eye contact with him for 5 minutes, until another car came between us. i was really hoping for a stoplight. i really was going to get out of my car and have a chat.
i don't want to have to drive anymore. i seriously get worse and worse at it. or maybe virginia just gets worse.
today my job was too horrible to mention. i can't remember much of it though. i have a feeling that i've blocked some really horrible memory from just this afternoon. what a pain. on the way home, the notion of going back to college for something else crept into my head. right now, it seems like a stupid idea, but i can't imagine doing this for much longer. if i don't get fired, i might be well-advised to take the extra money i'm going to have at the end and put it into a different degree. the problem is that i don't like work of any sort.
sigh...
i don't know.
we went and had sushi after work with a bunch of people. it was a blast as always, and it gave me a chance to become a real human being again. i need that at the end of every day. none of my friends would believe it if they saw me there. you would never expect me to act the way i'm forced to act to those people.
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well I am proud you gave your first 'anger' bird. you have given me a great idea.. we need to get bistline in on this.. we should start a busniess, i'll just ride around in your (or whoever) and just chill. A, you(they) get to take the hov lane.. cool cool.. b. when something like this happens I get to the the aggressor. so you (or the customer) doesn't have to get stressed out. like i'd bring my own aluminium bat and everything. Stop light pops up i could get out and bust out a side window or three.. and everyone would feel better about this.
they only thing that would take some figuring out is what I would do in your (thier) car all day while you (they) are at work.. I guess read or nap or probably should work on kung fu or something.
I should also shave my head and grow a goatee.. if going to shows has taught me anything its a shaved head with a goatee adds 35 badass points
Dude, Chancy - I think this guy already has the market cornered. I bet he's fully licensed too.
-biff
that's an awesome idea chance...
what about the legal aspect? how does your customer (and you) avoid litigation?
Holy crap biff.. that was beautiful. and xtina as far as the law goes.. if that dude has been doing it for 10 years.. And he's black how long do you think we could get away with it? probably long enough to complete our little nestegg and run off to siberia together like we have always planned... suckers.. er..wait.. did I just type that out loud? Just kidding nate, Come on missy you know xtina hates the cold we would never go to siberia together.
heh suckers.....
suckers
So what are you saying Pistina? Are Chance, Sue, Wally and I not real people?
Slut.
<3 Missy
missy, i'm not sure what you're talking about. i re-read my post twice and couldn't find where i insinuated anything about anyone's being a real person. did you mean the part where i said that going to sushi helped me act like a decent person again?
p.s. you're a smelly cunt-whore.
Don't listen to missy, she has been abusing over the counter cough supressants again. but it is fun to drink some with her and watch our hands get all melty.
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